1 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:23,030 You're perspiring, sir. The machine can't read your fingerprints. 2 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:27,530 Sir, we've got a lot of paperwork still to get through. 3 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:29,370 We're going to have to come back to this. 4 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:35,090 Can you start by explaining to me why we should grant you a visa, Mr. Pemberton? 5 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:41,550 The company I ran here provided very successful maintenance services across 6 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,910 Western Europe. If it was so successful, why sell it? 7 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:49,350 I want to bring my family to America because I want to live in a country 8 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:55,170 you know, if you work hard and you're honest, then that counts and you can 9 00:01:55,170 --> 00:02:01,070 something of yourself. And to prove it, we've invested our total sale price 10 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:04,270 in the Kismet. 11 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:05,810 Sunshine Park? 12 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:09,430 What's that doing? Why isn't he wrong? 13 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:11,150 Mum! 14 00:02:11,470 --> 00:02:13,110 Mum! She's saying goodbye to the weather. 15 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,250 She's losing her mind. 16 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:18,970 The thought of leaving me that's doing it. I don't know we're going yet. We've 17 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:20,170 got to go. We've sold the house. 18 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:27,490 You are aware that the visa states that your business has to benefit the 19 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:31,030 American economy and that should you at any time fail to make a sufficient 20 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:33,590 profit, the visa's cancelled and you have 90 days. 21 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:35,300 To sell up and leave the country? 22 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,759 Yes, sir. 23 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:42,580 But we have plans to grow this business, you know. We've got to expand. 24 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,620 I feel really confident that we're... Yes, your plans may not be our plans. 25 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,960 Mom, come here. Dad, take it. 26 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,180 Well, why can't you get it? Or give it to Graham? 27 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:05,840 What did they say? 28 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:07,860 Uh -huh. 29 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:09,580 Uh -huh. 30 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,780 Okay, well, you'd better tell Tina that. 31 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,020 What? 32 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,820 Dad? 33 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:24,240 Dad? Are we really moving to America? 34 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,560 Anthony? Yeah? Anthony, hi. 35 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:27,980 To America. 36 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,140 Yeah, we just left now. 37 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,700 Yeah, we're going. 38 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,740 It's about to be finished, okay? 39 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,390 Honestly, we talked about this. Get a grip. 40 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:45,290 You'll hate us out there. I know you will. Look at me, OK? 41 00:03:46,110 --> 00:03:50,630 I love you, and I'm going to call you as soon as we get there, all right? Bye. 42 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:51,990 Bye. 43 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,410 Oi, Laurie! 44 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:59,010 Laurie! No, no, you get away. This is all your fault. Laurie, come on. No, 45 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,830 listen, you take care of my daughter and my grandchildren. 46 00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:06,450 I'm going to give them the best life ever, OK? 47 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:08,470 Coming. 48 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,100 What's he doing? Where's he gone? 49 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,040 Mum, where's Dad? 50 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:51,340 Get 51 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:58,560 in, 52 00:04:58,620 --> 00:04:59,660 kid. You're pulled. 53 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:04,540 Freddie. 54 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,640 Freddie! Yeah, yeah, all right, Mum. I'm not deaf. 55 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:15,750 No time to wait. 56 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:17,750 Oh, yeah. 57 00:05:18,470 --> 00:05:24,410 Don't need a reason. Oh, yeah. To leave this place. 58 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:56,020 Okay, so this is the neighborhood. 59 00:05:58,900 --> 00:05:59,900 What do you think? 60 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,680 It's all right, isn't it? It's all right. 61 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,480 This is us on the left. 62 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,120 And that's yours, by the way. 63 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,020 It's right! 64 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,200 Oh, hey. 65 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:10,740 Nice pool. 66 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,760 Nice everything. 67 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,100 It's flipping huge. 68 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:22,940 Dad, it's amazing. 69 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,279 Well, it's America. 70 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,580 Get anything you could try out. 71 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,580 Let's go find our rooms. 72 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:33,400 Uncle, you're my friend! 73 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,680 Oh, 74 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:36,560 uh, what do you think? 75 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,810 It's fantastic. It's better than fantastic. 76 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:51,950 Is that car outside really mine? It's really yours. It's all real. And we're 77 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:52,709 on holiday? 78 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:55,330 No, this is it. And we can really afford all this? 79 00:07:55,570 --> 00:07:57,970 Paid six months in advance. If we like it, we stay. 80 00:07:58,330 --> 00:07:59,730 If we like it? 81 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:02,770 And the first one in the pool is a ruddy bloody genius. 82 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:07,650 Dad! 83 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:12,650 What are you doing? 84 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:14,110 Dad! 85 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,560 Put some trunks on, Dad. 86 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:23,140 Hey there. 87 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:30,820 Sorry. Oh, no, uh -uh. My pleasure entirely. 88 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,039 Don't mind me. 89 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:43,039 Florida also has puff caterpillars whose bristles break off into your skin and 90 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:45,940 cause vomiting. Yeah, Mum, I'm not sure that I need all this information. 91 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:53,830 by them, oh, their jaws snap tight at 143 miles per hour. I'm just a puppet to 92 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:54,830 the part with Freddie, OK? 93 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:56,910 Why don't you wait till the morning when you've got the keys? 94 00:08:57,430 --> 00:09:02,190 Because I just, you know, want to show my face and it's open, so... Yeah. 95 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:05,250 Right, Freddie, come on, we're going. 96 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,630 Bring one of your new mixes. 97 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:11,910 Lightning strikes than anywhere else in America and brain -eating amoeba go in 98 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:12,910 the water. 99 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:14,670 If a needlefish doesn't... 100 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,000 I'm Rhoda from next door. 101 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:38,840 Welcome to Shingle Creek. 102 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,200 Oh, hi, I'm Jen. 103 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,339 Hi, Jen. 104 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,340 Hello. Oh, hello. 105 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:50,560 So nice to meet you. So listen, now we know that you folks have just arrived, 106 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:55,080 okay? But Casper and I were thinking, oh, Casper, that's my husband. And we 107 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:59,820 thinking, what if we host a little BBQ for you and hubby, huh, this weekend, 108 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:02,540 right? We'll invite all the neighbors so they can say hello. 109 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,520 That'll be fun, right? 110 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,820 Okay, I think it's just up here on the right. 111 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,300 Don't you know? 112 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,620 Yes. 113 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,600 Yeah, this is it. 114 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,310 What the heck is that? 115 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:57,070 Hi, good evening. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 116 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,350 How old is that kid? 117 00:10:58,610 --> 00:10:59,810 He's way too young. 118 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,890 What? 21 and over. 119 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,090 Adults only park. 120 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,070 Someone come on in here. Someone come on. Oh, hey. 121 00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:08,050 What can I do you for? 122 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:13,270 Oh, hell no. This is a 21 up park. There's a whole lot of drinking going on 123 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:14,270 around here. Let me just explain. 124 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:15,550 I'm Mel Pemberton. 125 00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:22,740 Mal Pemberton, I'm the new owner. 126 00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,020 New owner of what? 127 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,740 Of this, of the park. 128 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,560 All right, we got enough Looney Tunes around here, so why don't you go ahead 129 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,360 get... No, no, no, no. I'm serious. I am the new owner. You are not the owner of 130 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,319 this park. Mr. 131 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,220 Strauss is the owner of this park. No, no, no, Mr. Strauss. No, I know. I'm the 132 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,880 park manager, so I know. You are not Mr. 133 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:46,500 Strauss. If you just let me explain, okay? Get back in the wagon. Let's go. 134 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,900 is the only time. Freddy, get in the car. Bob, amigo, thank you so much for 135 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,900 coming by. 136 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,240 Peace. 137 00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:00,830 It was obviously a misunderstanding. 138 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,030 It's probably best not to mention it to your mum. 139 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:23,850 Is there anything you want to tell me? 140 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,610 Hmm? I think there is. 141 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:28,820 I think when I asked my son how was it down the park last night, and he can't 142 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:32,740 actually find any words, I think that there is probably something up. 143 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:38,720 Yeah, um, simply that they didn't know there was a new owner. They didn't know 144 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,160 there was a new owner? It's fine, it's sorted. 145 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,720 I've had a word with the lawyer, and while you have breakfast, I'm going to 146 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,860 down there and collect the keys off you. Shall I come? 147 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:51,140 No, no, no, no, stay and have breakfast. You know, it's waffles, ham, eggs, 148 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,420 maple syrup, pancakes. 149 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,730 Think I'll come. 150 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,870 Now, I've never been to England myself. 151 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:10,070 I've been on the Peter Pan ride at Disney World. That flies over London. 152 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,770 But otherwise, I've never really felt the need. 153 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:19,350 Well, anyhow, how are we doing? How's the house? It's perfect. 154 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:25,190 It's beyond the park. Can we talk about the misunderstanding that happened at 155 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:30,630 the RV park last night? Now, Mrs. Pemberton, don't look so trepidatious. 156 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:31,810 previous owner, Mr. 157 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:37,770 Strauss, now, he decided very wisely, I think, not to announce the sale of the 158 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,210 park until you arrived. 159 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:44,150 Because the people find out that no one's around, no one's in charge. Things 160 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,990 happen. People take liberty, if you understand. 161 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:50,350 Yeah, no, sure. I mean, that's very kind of Mr. Strauss. 162 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:53,670 Everybody's been told now, yeah? The park manager's been told. Mr. 163 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,450 Strauss called him this morning. 164 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:58,110 Everything's been settled. Here. 165 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:05,210 Kissimmee Sunshine RV Park is yours. 166 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:10,710 And all of the residents have received a letter stating that you are the 167 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,710 majority owner. 168 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,690 Here you go. 169 00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:21,879 Majority owner? 170 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,380 What's a majority owner? 171 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,920 A technical term. Technical term for what? 172 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,060 It's like buying a house with a mortgage, that's all. No, wait, wait, 173 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,400 wait, wait. What are you talking about? 174 00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:36,500 When people say they've bought a house, they haven't bought all of it, have 175 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,560 they? Yeah, but this isn't a house, it's a park, it's a business, and you told 176 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,560 me that we'd bought it. 177 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:44,260 Like I say. Yeah, but how much of it do we actually own? 178 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,719 Most of it. 179 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,720 Mal! 180 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,700 51%. 51 %? 181 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:59,600 Yeah. Look, we pay the rest off after five years, and that allows us to invest 182 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,460 in the park and hire American workers, which we have to for the visa, because 183 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,940 we don't, you know, they send us home. 184 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:08,820 What do you mean they send us home? No, no, they won't. They won't. We'll earn 185 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,820 enough money. It's fine. 186 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,260 Okay? I'm going to go to the park now. 187 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,139 Yes, good. 188 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,360 I'll drop you home. No. 189 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,440 Jen. Jen, yes. 190 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,920 Have a day by the pool, you know. Come on. Get in the car. I'm coming to the 191 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,920 park. 192 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,760 Like many Americans, you slapped my interest credit card game, making your 193 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:40,760 miserable. My moment started at 20%. One card went up to 30%. It 194 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,900 was like I was drowning in debt. 195 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,990 You want to cut your credit card debt? 196 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:53,370 You can receive your payment by up to 75%. Act now and call 800 -CUT -MY 197 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,510 We're here to help. 198 00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:57,470 That'll come down. 199 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,810 Hey, baby. 200 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,020 Where are these photos taken here? 201 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:05,579 Um... Where's the... Where's the swimming pool, Mal? I, 202 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:11,440 uh... Where's the swimming pool, Mal? I think... Have you actually been here 203 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,440 before? 204 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:19,520 No. Um... Well, last night, but it was dark, so... You bought it unseen. 205 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,520 Yeah. Yeah. 206 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:26,040 But... Well, you know, the other parts I'd looked at we couldn't really afford, 207 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:29,820 so I was on my way to the airport when that lawyer Dean Booty phoned, told me 208 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:33,700 about this place, and basically said if I didn't act quickly, this was going to 209 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:37,840 get snapped up. So, you know, I mean, it's a great investment, Jen. You 210 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,800 that lawyer? Well, yes, he's local, he's good. 211 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,300 Mal, I've never met a dodgier lawyer, and I... What? 212 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,620 Look at it. 213 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,640 You brought us all the way out here for this? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jen. 214 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:54,720 Wait a minute, come on. I mean, you know, this is the same guy, OK, that 215 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,340 recommended the house we all love, so let's just check it out, yeah? 216 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,500 Have a look around before you start trashing it. 217 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:06,180 Come on, I mean, it's... It's a great opportunity. 218 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080 Come on. 219 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:22,200 I take it Mr. Strauss has been in touch. Son of a bitch is trying to play me 220 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:22,979 like a fish. 221 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,040 But you always check to see what's at the end of your line. 222 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,640 Guess it might just be me. 223 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,660 What? I treat you right, you treat me right, okay? 224 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,740 Now, pay that, I'm gone. 225 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,600 You want $2 ,000 for what? 226 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,260 I worked hard. That's my due. Yeah, but you didn't work for us. 227 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,400 I ain't working for no goddamn Australians. 228 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,640 No. Now, pay me what I'm owed, and I'll get out of here. 229 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,060 Um, sorry, Mr... Jerry. Tom Jerry. 230 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,180 Really? Yeah. 231 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,920 Right, okay. Well, um, Mr. Jerry, if you have an issue with Mr. 232 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,860 Strauss, then I suggest you take it out with Mr. 233 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,360 Strauss and not me. 234 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:10,310 You ain't gonna pay me. No, I'm not. But I tell you what I am gonna do. I'm 235 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,490 gonna give you this, which is Mr. Strauss' lawyer. 236 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,050 I suggest you go pay him a visit. 237 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:17,330 And he's gonna pay me. If you're owed money, Mr. Booty's your man. 238 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:24,950 If I ain't satisfied with this Mr. Booty, come back for your booty. 239 00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:45,390 Howdy. I'm Aiden. 240 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,010 Aiden Lever. 241 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,590 Site number seven. 242 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:51,110 Hi. I'm Mel Pemberton. 243 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:55,850 Yes, yes. We got letters. I know. Oh, good. It's my wife, Jen. 244 00:19:57,010 --> 00:20:00,210 Delighted. How do you do? I'm just charmed. Hi. 245 00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:05,710 If you need anybody to show you around so you can see what's what, I'm your 246 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,490 Well, thank you. I'd love to take you up on that. 247 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,770 At your service. 248 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,070 Okay. 249 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,910 So, where's the swimming pool? 250 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,830 Oh, it's over by the shuffleboard court. 251 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,330 Miss Apter! 252 00:20:20,630 --> 00:20:23,970 Our new owners, Mal and Jen, did you get a letter? 253 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,630 Oh, yes, yes. 254 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:29,170 Sweetheart, might I have a word? 255 00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,050 Yes, yes, of course. 256 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,310 So, 257 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:40,870 Aidan, tell me, do you have a maintenance store on site? Oh, yes, yes, 258 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:41,870 this way. 259 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,400 Tell me something, um... Has the park kind of deteriorated lately? 260 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,280 No. Uh -uh. No, sir, it's always been like this. 261 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,520 Right, so, uh... One of these, then. 262 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,340 No, Locke hadn't worked in ages. 263 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,140 We'll get that fixed. 264 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,460 Oh, wow. 265 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,720 There's some serious stuff in here. 266 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,960 Mm. 267 00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:13,390 Just needs you, then. 268 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,470 That's great, Aiden. Thank you. It's all good. 269 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:19,870 Who's in that, uh, stockade? 270 00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,190 Well, that's Troy. 271 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:22,470 Troy Marshall. 272 00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:23,850 That's gonna have to come down. 273 00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,210 Troy. 274 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:31,710 Well, yes, but look, uh, Troy doesn't take visitors, and he's sort of used to 275 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:35,890 doing things his way. A bit like a hornet's nest. Best just left alone. 276 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,590 We're out of beer. I'm going for beer. 277 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,750 I'm going for beer. 278 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,050 That's Ryan. 279 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:47,690 Don't be long. 280 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:50,870 That's Ryan's wife, Dorothy. 281 00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:56,590 And that is Troy. 282 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:06,110 You do not want to interrupt Troy when he's making 283 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:07,790 a social call. 284 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:26,250 You're not telling me stuff as good as lying to me. I know, I know. 285 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:27,690 And I'm sorry. 286 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,950 You know, for this, completely. 287 00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:36,210 Except... I think we can make something of this. 288 00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:37,510 I really do. 289 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,110 So do I. 290 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:41,390 I think you're right. 291 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,970 I think it's neglected, that's all. 292 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:46,010 Really? Yeah. 293 00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:49,530 But from now on, you share everything with me. 294 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,220 Because... I love you, Mal Pemberton. 295 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:55,420 Okay? 296 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,160 Promise. 297 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:05,100 Mrs. Apter, that lady that I was talking to, her great -granddaughters are 298 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:09,260 coming to stay. They're six and eight, and I said we'd put up a swing for them. 299 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,460 Yeah, okay. 300 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,860 Oh, uh, no, right, hang on. Um, 301 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,240 well, it's been adults only staying. 302 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:17,660 Nobody under 21. 303 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,860 I mean, we'll change it, of course. Look, it's changed already. This is a 304 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,000 park now, so let's put up a swing for them. 305 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,400 OK. 306 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,560 Kissimmee Sunshine Park, good morning. 307 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,400 Oh, yeah. 308 00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:41,520 Day after tomorrow? 309 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,700 Yeah, that should be fine. 310 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 OK. 311 00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:49,650 Thanks. Bye. See you then. OK. Bye. 312 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,170 County Office Annual Inspection. What? 313 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,470 When? The day after tomorrow? 314 00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:58,970 Don't worry. It's good. How can that be good? It makes us tidy up. OK. 315 00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,170 Let's make a list. 316 00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:02,770 Painting and decorating our tops. 317 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:06,590 Right. So what do we need? We need... Paint. 318 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:23,900 Casper, honey, our guests of honor are here. 319 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,080 This is Mal, and this is Jen. Hello. 320 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,860 Hi. Nice to meet you. How do you do? 321 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:36,140 Can I just say... Tuscan leather. 322 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,780 Yes, yes it is. 323 00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:41,580 Yes, Casper. 324 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,220 Drinks, baby. 325 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,200 Sure. 326 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:46,960 Jen? For a second? 327 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,740 Oh, that would be lovely. Thanks ever so. 328 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,520 And you come with me. 329 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:59,380 So may I just say, by the by, that I, too, enjoy and adore skinny 330 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:04,240 dipping. Do it right there in our pool every morning, 6 a .m. I find it so 331 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,280 freeing. Oh, swimsuits, they just take all the fun out of it. 332 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:22,260 It's great to have neighbors that laugh. You don't mind people walking around 333 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:23,260 naked. 334 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:29,100 By the by, if we're ever too noisy in the bedroom department, just sing. 335 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,520 Aw, thank you, baby. Thank you. 336 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,240 Isn't he gorgeous? 337 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,340 Lost his wife about a year ago. 338 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:48,240 She was crossing the road and... Oh, that's awful. Oh, yeah. 339 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,680 She was a Brit. Mm -hmm. Got caught looking the wrong way when she was 340 00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:54,180 Oh, that's dreadful. 341 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:59,980 He was so heartbroken and then inundated with lasagna from every woman within a 342 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,240 10 -mile radius. 343 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,800 Get there if you can. 344 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,720 Thank you. Thank you very much. Come on, I'll introduce you. I've been planning 345 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,340 this all day. Mal, Mal. 346 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,820 Paul. Hey. 347 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,360 Mal, Jen, this is Paul. 348 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,780 Oh, nice to meet you. That was wonderful singing. 349 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:21,080 Thanks. Glad you liked it. Nice to meet you. How's it going? You're British? 350 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,520 Bang to rights. 351 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,840 Yeah, been here two, three years. Yeah, yeah. And not only is he British, but he 352 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,660 also owns an RV park. 353 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,680 Oh. Oh. 354 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,120 You're kidding. 355 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,200 Mm -hmm. So people talk. 356 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,640 Yeah. We had a look at the park at Kissimmee when we were buying. 357 00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,370 Bit of work to do there, eh? 358 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:42,370 Yeah, we're discovering that. 359 00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:43,590 Have a look at this. 360 00:26:44,530 --> 00:26:45,650 This is my park. 361 00:26:46,150 --> 00:26:47,150 Wow. 362 00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:48,790 And I mean wow. 363 00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,590 Yeah, but hang on, that's now. 364 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:54,310 But this is what it was like when we bought it. 365 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:59,690 Right shambles, eh? But we threw money at it and... It's fantastic. 366 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:05,290 Paul, can I ask you about handling tenants? 367 00:27:06,790 --> 00:27:07,950 Oh, okay. 368 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:11,910 Here's a bit of free advice for you. 369 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,330 Americans are going to be trying to get one over on you all the time. 370 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,990 Don't let that happen. Stand up to them. 371 00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:20,210 Then start improving the park. 372 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:23,690 For starters, it attracts our market customers who pay more. 373 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:28,470 But the residents also go, hey, if we behave, we'll get some of that. It works 374 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:29,470 wonders. 375 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:31,830 We put our spare cash into doing up our place. 376 00:27:32,030 --> 00:27:34,890 And, well, you've seen the pics. 377 00:27:35,710 --> 00:27:36,710 Speculate to accumulate. 378 00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:42,450 Shall we? After you. 379 00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:45,590 Oh, you're all looking at me. 380 00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:52,290 Anyway, thank you so much for coming. And let's give it up for Mal and Jen, 381 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:54,330 Come here, come here, come here. 382 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:59,650 Now, welcome to Shingle Creek, and we already love you. 383 00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:06,850 You do it, I can't. No, no, no, I can't do it. You brought this. 384 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:15,650 I, uh... I can't begin to tell you, um... You're all so kind, and we are 385 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:20,110 so... Yeah. 386 00:28:22,850 --> 00:28:25,850 God bless Americans. 387 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:27,150 Yeah. 388 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,410 Yeah. Beautiful. 389 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,470 God bless Americans. 390 00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:36,450 We've only been here two days. 391 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,750 A hurricane warning or a swarm of killer bees. Go away, Mum. 392 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:51,110 Jen. Jen. 393 00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:53,350 Yeah? We've moved to America. 394 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:18,790 The thing about the park is you've got to look for its potential. 395 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:20,590 Might need to use binoculars, though. 396 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:39,650 Adults only. 397 00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,770 I'll fill that at the meeting. 398 00:29:56,639 --> 00:29:57,820 Pemberton! Oh, Mr. 399 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,500 Pemberton! Oh, hi, Jan. 400 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,100 Sorry. Mr. 401 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,200 Pemberton, come and see. 402 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,600 Can't believe it, huh? 403 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840 Oh, God. 404 00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,460 He came and he took everything. 405 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:25,630 Even the weed whacker. Aiden, what do you mean? 406 00:30:25,930 --> 00:30:29,250 Aiden, he did this. The park manager, Tom Jerry. 407 00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:38,130 Dear Lord, bless this meeting. 408 00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:45,510 And bless the new owners of our park. 409 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:49,510 Guide them so that they may run our park with wisdom. 410 00:30:50,030 --> 00:30:53,610 And we pray that they may install a satellite system that works. 411 00:30:54,130 --> 00:31:00,970 That would be good. All right, pastor, sit down. 412 00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:03,090 Come in. 413 00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:04,310 Come in. 414 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:08,310 Hello. Hi. 415 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,740 My name is Mal Pemberton, and this is my family, my wife, Jen, my daughter, 416 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:26,440 Tina, my son, Freddie, and, well, we're Brits. 417 00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:28,060 Yay. 418 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:35,400 English. Anyway, well, it's been a tricky handover, and your last manager, 419 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:41,880 obviously feeling aggrieved, has this morning taken a considerable amount of 420 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:42,880 property. 421 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,880 Yeah, that's right. 422 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,240 Does anybody have Tom Jerry's number? 423 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,500 You can try asking Deputy Dole. 424 00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:59,080 Yeah. He, uh, he pretty much lived in the office. 425 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,900 He's gone. It don't matter. 426 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:06,660 We met the other night. I thought I made it clear this was an adults -only park. 427 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,620 Yeah. Don't die. 428 00:32:09,020 --> 00:32:11,700 No kids. As in, no children? 429 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:21,900 Right, yeah, but you see, the thing is, I own this park now, and those kids 430 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:28,220 are staying because, as of now, this is a family park. 431 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:36,820 So whoever put up those adult -only signs... 432 00:32:36,820 --> 00:32:38,340 That'd be me. 433 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,960 I did it. I put them up. 434 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,890 I appreciate if you keep your hands off him. 435 00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:55,670 If you in any way threaten me, I shall call the police. 436 00:32:56,030 --> 00:33:00,150 The thing about calling the police is you got to do it at the proper time. 437 00:33:00,450 --> 00:33:04,410 Otherwise, the party might be over before the invites go out. 438 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:05,650 You know what I mean? 439 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:08,430 Somehow. 440 00:33:09,110 --> 00:33:11,050 I don't want to embarrass you in front of your family. 441 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,620 Meeting's over. 442 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,920 Thank you, Troy. 443 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,420 Return from Havana. Havana? 444 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:54,340 Havana? What point? Cuba? 445 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600 No, Havana, Wales. 446 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,540 Hello, Mr Booty, this is Jen. The mailbox is full and cannot accept any 447 00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:00,620 at this time. Goodbye. 448 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,260 Right, the police. Come on. 449 00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:05,099 Yes, Jen? 450 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:07,060 No, don't argue. It's for the insurance. 451 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:08,960 Yeah. We'll go there. 452 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,980 Jen? Just get in! 453 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:15,360 Jen, yeah, um... We're not insured. 454 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,219 Um, the lock was broken. 455 00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:22,810 So, insurance null and void. 456 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:34,330 Well, at least we won't have the police coming out through the park. 457 00:34:39,050 --> 00:34:40,050 Yeah. 458 00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:43,510 Yeah. 459 00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:47,050 Anyway, we'll get our own stuff. 460 00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:49,710 Stuff there's stuff. 461 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:52,280 The old regime. 462 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,780 This is our part now. 463 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,580 And get ourselves a new weed wagon. 464 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,900 And a lock. 465 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,180 And a lock. And a lock. 466 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,580 Hey, no signs. 467 00:35:21,390 --> 00:35:22,390 Hey, hey, hey. 468 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:25,990 Wow, fantastic. 469 00:35:26,810 --> 00:35:27,810 Mr. Pemberton. 470 00:35:28,270 --> 00:35:30,270 Hi. Can I show you something? 471 00:35:32,990 --> 00:35:34,850 Think of that as a little inducement. 472 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:37,590 I made a call. 473 00:35:38,110 --> 00:35:39,470 Right, can I have that number, please? 474 00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:41,310 Just be happy, right? 475 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:43,210 Those kids are gone at the end of the day. 476 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:45,610 I think what else might reappear? Kids are staying. 477 00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:46,990 It's not safe. 478 00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:50,310 It's perfectly safe. 479 00:35:52,570 --> 00:35:53,570 Okay. 480 00:35:58,270 --> 00:36:00,250 There he goes. 481 00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:11,290 Paint, colour chart, scrapers, paint stripper, ten gallons of undercoat, 482 00:36:11,290 --> 00:36:13,470 strips. You said sanding strips. 483 00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:15,190 Oh, I've said sanding strips, have I? 484 00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:16,830 Okay. 485 00:36:18,070 --> 00:36:20,070 Have I said I love you? 486 00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:27,830 I love you. 487 00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:35,870 And if you take out the words sunshine and park, 488 00:36:36,350 --> 00:36:38,130 what have you got? 489 00:36:38,970 --> 00:36:39,970 Kissing me. 490 00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:43,690 Double S, double M, double E. 491 00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:46,430 Kissing me. 492 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:37,520 Hi, Mr. Pemberton. 493 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,080 Where's Jen? 494 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,240 She'll be in later. 495 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,120 Aidan, in a year's time, you won't recognize this place. 496 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:47,440 It's going to be great. 497 00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:51,280 Everyone is going to enjoy this park. 498 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:56,140 If people could get a decent TV picture, they'd be happier. 499 00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:58,200 Would you mind if I ran a test? 500 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,720 I'd like to run cable from the switch box beneath the dish. 501 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:09,290 To my RV. That way we'd find out if it's the dish that's the problem or the 502 00:38:09,290 --> 00:38:11,230 underground cable leading to the hookups. 503 00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:15,470 Well, I mean, Aidan, if you know what you're doing, then that's fine. Yeah, go 504 00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:17,070 ahead. Oh, good. 505 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,950 What are you doing with that weed whacker? 506 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:26,330 I am going to clear that ground over there. 507 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,650 Twelve new plots at least. 508 00:38:28,950 --> 00:38:29,950 Ooh, big plans. 509 00:38:30,450 --> 00:38:31,450 Yeah. 510 00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:38,859 First, Mr. 511 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:44,540 Marshall. You don't come in here unless you're invited, which should be never. 512 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,160 Hell yeah. Why don't you just turn around? This stockade comes down within 513 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,140 hours when you're off the site for breach of contract. 514 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,840 You also owe four weeks rent, and open fires are only allowed in designated 515 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840 areas. 516 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,480 There you go. 517 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,820 That's what I'm talking about right there. 518 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,160 Fire goes out immediately, please. 519 00:39:45,390 --> 00:39:46,510 Let's see what we got. 520 00:39:48,090 --> 00:39:51,530 Ah! Ah, the clearest picture! 521 00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:57,610 Oh, boy. 522 00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:07,810 Tina, Freddy! 523 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:11,010 They got constant drizzle back home, Mum. 524 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,680 Yes, we're taking a selfie and sending it to Gran. 525 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,200 No, don't. 526 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,860 Hey, listen, how about we go and pick Dad up and head to the beach? 527 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:20,799 What, now? 528 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,440 Yeah, come on, let's go and see what Florida's got to offer. OK. 529 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:26,240 Right, can I have my phone back now? No, I'm looking at them. 530 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:27,520 Tina. 531 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,120 Oi! 532 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:32,700 Yay! 533 00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:39,820 Bloody hell! 534 00:40:40,029 --> 00:40:41,690 Bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody hell! 535 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:44,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 536 00:40:45,550 --> 00:40:46,550 Whoa! 537 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:18,100 I'm sure you can technically call these jumbo shrimp. 538 00:41:18,380 --> 00:41:20,600 No, they're jumbo shrimp. They're just shrimp when you cook them. 539 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:25,600 You son of a bitch! 540 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,300 Hey there! 541 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,240 Are you sure you wanted to do that? 542 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,920 You're gonna find out what's in my stomach. 543 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,560 Call a bloody hole in the face of that alligator head! 544 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:39,300 Mr. Pemberton! Mr. Pemberton! Mr. Pemberton! 545 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,160 Fire! 546 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:46,650 Just leave it. Let it burn. 547 00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:48,550 Oh, no, Mr. Pemberton. What? 548 00:41:49,330 --> 00:41:52,550 The man from the county is here, and he wants to start his inspection. 549 00:41:52,830 --> 00:41:56,570 What? Mr. Pemberton. Mr. Pemberton. Yeah, I heard. The man from the county, 550 00:41:56,630 --> 00:42:00,270 whatever, is here. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. It's satellite cable. 551 00:42:01,010 --> 00:42:02,010 It worked. 552 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:06,250 I've got the most beautiful pictures, crystal clear, but now everybody wants 553 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:10,690 and we're running out of cable, and we're running out of outputs, and I 554 00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:11,790 chaos. 555 00:42:13,470 --> 00:42:14,530 Where did you go, Scott? 556 00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:16,070 Wait a minute. 557 00:42:16,110 --> 00:42:20,330 We've got alligators in the park. Where did she go, Scott? 558 00:42:26,950 --> 00:42:27,950 Mr. 559 00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:35,110 Pemberton. 560 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:36,750 He's here. 561 00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:40,130 Mr. Pemberton, I am the county officer. 562 00:42:40,530 --> 00:42:42,730 You have a girl on each arm. 563 00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:43,970 Yeah, we, uh... 564 00:42:44,110 --> 00:42:45,570 We got alligators in the park. 565 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:49,650 Hey! 566 00:42:51,590 --> 00:42:52,590 Hey! 567 00:42:53,430 --> 00:42:54,710 We got alligators! 568 00:42:55,150 --> 00:42:56,150 Over there! 569 00:42:57,190 --> 00:42:58,430 We got fire here! 570 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:00,850 Alligators! We got mush! Mush! 571 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:02,710 Mush!